First things first. Rebecca is way too modest to do this sort of thing, so I am going to do it for her. She’s been asked to be a guest blogger for Times and Seasons for the next couple weeks!!! This is a huge deal, and we are so proud of her. You know how much she rocks. Read her latest here.

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Lisa

Every so often I get one of those “tag” emails/blog posts. Though it’s always good to know which cities your friends have lived in, I’m always left wanting. These are the questions people want to know about their friends? Really? (For the record, I’m pretty sure that the creators of said tag games have been married for a long time. Singles know that having a bank of really unique questions is as necessary as having a year’s food supply. If there is a conversation famine on that first date, crazy questions will keep you alive until you make it back to the doorstep.)

Since I’ve always wanted to write my own tag game and we Apron Stagers are always having conversations about how we wish we actually really knew our commenters, I figured we should play. Commenters, choose one question and answer it. Or answer two or three or all if you have the time/energy. Or add another question to the mix. Or just show up on our doorsteps and hang out with us some day. We love you. Your creativity fuels ours.

Game on.

1) You are a James Bond villain. Describe your wardrobe, evil plot, lap pet, etc.

2) If Christmas cards were honest, what would yours have said this year?

3) You are head of an all-powerful Olympic committee wherein you get to choose an underappreciated and possibly unknown sport to make it into the games. Name the sport and, if necessary, describe its rules, etc.

4) Willy! Death of a Salesman, the Musical. Suggest a song title for one of the show’s hit numbers and, if you feel so inclined, provide lyrics & music.

5) For 24 hours, your body morphs into whatever gender you currently aren’t. What do you do for the day as a member of the opposite sex?

6) Do you believe in ghosts/ climate change/ your horoscope/ love at first sight?

7) If you could change one movie/book ending which ending would you change and how would you change it?

8 ) You are in charge of the marketing campaign for the Prada’s new change purse for men, the Cha-Ching. Describe your plan of attack.

9) Which would you rather own: a chia pet or a snuggie?

10) Describe the prank you’d pull on Dwight this week if you were Jim from The Office.

11) If your love life were captured by one pop song, which song would it be and why?

12) Gym vs. dieting. Discuss.

13) Which currently unrecognized significant day needs to be made into a national holiday?

14) Write the introduction to the following essay: Emoticons as Necessary Part of Academic Discourse.

15) If your significant other/ ex-significant other were a cereal, which cereal would he/she be and why?